Jerball Champions

	Team Name	Manager	Points
1	I’m Sorry Nick Jackson, I am for Real	J.Warner-Mackintosh	152
2	Klopps Fury	D.Wilby	151
3	Van der Arc11	F.Lovell	137
4	ShawMarch Redemption	B.McCabe	131
5	Mo Salah, or No Salah? **	S.Fletcher	130
6	Frabar United	B.Rowe/F.Watson	128
7	I & A 11	I.Reynard/A.Reynard	128
8	T’appo’	Matt.Pasquali Coluzzi	127
9	Jota Clue	S.Lovell/D.Lovell	124
10	A Few Minutes on a Rainy Day	P.Waite	121
11	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	120
12	Je Ne Regrette Ne Picking a Superstar	M.Robb	117
13	Chainsaw effects….Timber!	R.Woodside	116
14	Gluten Free FC	J.Lovell	116
15	Rainbow Dog	W.Woodside	114
16	It’s a Kaitrastophy	J.MacDonald	110
17	Winning should be Eze	E.MacDonald	110
18	GADABOUT XI	G.Asher	98
19	The Okay Team	N.Woodside	97
20	Eleven In Boots	T.Johnston	92
21	Red Lorry Yellow Lolly	D.Lee	92
22	Sho	N.Pasquali Coluzzi	88
23	J-erboss	Mass.Pasquali Coluzzi	76

	Team Name	Manager	Points
1	There or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	135
2	After many sleepless nights	F.Lovell	135
3	Frabar United FC	B.Rowe/F.Watson	123
4	Jason Lovell’s Impenetrable Fantasy Team	J.Lovell	116
5	So Is Redwoods	R.Woodside	115
6	Gordon (without) Ramsey	Mass. Pasquali Coluzzi	115
7	Jesus He Knows Me	J.Maxwell	110
8	Schluppinelli	I.Cowan	110
9	Get Outta My Dreams, Get into Daka	J.Warner-Mackintosh	104
10	Lazy Daisy	S.Polwart	102
11	Lopes Breaks his Duk	D.Lee	101
12	Goal FC	A.Reynard	97
13	Happy Diaz Are Here Again	T.Johnston	94
14	The Principal	Matt. Pasquali Coluzzi	90
15	Amatterass	N.Pasquali Coluzzi	83
16	GADABOUT XI	G.Asher	81
17	King Klopp	D.Wilby	74
18	Things that make you go Mmmm	I.Reynard	73
19	Black is Back	L-A.Black	65
20	(Did you have to) Let it Lingard?	D.Warner	62
21	3 4 3 to win	E.MacDonald	61
22	The Great Escape II	B.McCabe	60
23	Praying to Jesus!	J.MacDonald	54
24	Noah and the Wh-elanga	N.Woodside	53
25	WOW Idolised Owl	W.Woodside	47

	Team Name	Manager
1	WOW Idolised Owl	W.Woodside	139
2	Krul and the gang	J.Maxwell	136
3	The Principal	Matt. Pasquali Coluzzi	129
4	Noah’s Team	N.Woodside	127
5	EdinSon	N. Pasquali Coluzzi	126
6	Raphinha Kitchen (what am I gonna do)	J.Warner-Mackintosh	114
7	RANIMA	Mass. Pasquali Coluzzi	113
8	Don’t Be Krul	E.MacDonald	113
9	Call Me (Valerien) Ismael	S.Fletcher	109
10	Salt and Pepe	L.Lee	106
11	Brown is the new Mack Daddy	D.Lee	106
12	All Pfizer’d Up	I.Reynard	105
13	So Is Redwoods	R.Woodside	105
14	Return of the Klopi	D.Wilby	104
15	Virgil Reality	I.Cowan	104
16	The Great Escape	B.McCabe	98
17	GadaboutXI	G.Asher	93
18	Sepperti XI	F.Lovell	88
19	Meadowside Utd	S.Polwart	86
20	Those Fleet Foxes	T.Johnston	80
21	We’re not Brazil	B.Rowe	75
22	Could be Minging this Year	J.MacDonald	74
23	Any hands a winner winner chicken dinner	M.Robb	69
24	I Jota Feeling (woo-hoo)	F.Watson	65
	Last updated	22-May-22

1	Not Even the Bridesmaid	F.Lovell	147
2	Ain’t No Mount in High Enough	J.Warner-Mackintosh	136
3	Can’t See the Wood Again	J.MacDonald	133
4	The Principal	Matt.Coluzzi	115
5	A Night in Iceland	J.Maxwell	115
6	Take a Chance on Mee	T.Johnston	115
7	Covid Thirteen	I.Reynard	109
8	Shamrock Bosnia	J.Lovell	108
9	Round Numbers	I.Cowan	101
10	Sale, Pope e Pepe	Mass.Coluzzi	101
11	I Need Ayew Ayew Ayew	F.Watson	99
12	Hall of Fame’s Relegation Fodder	D.Lee	98
13	GadaboutXI	G.Asher	95
14	Wham Bamford – we’re back!	P.Waite	93
15	Sosi Redwoods	R.Woodside	93
16	Strawberry Boot Laces FC	S.Polwart	90
17	Senior Jr.Â	N.Coluzzi	86
18	I’m Going One Better This Year	E.MacDonald	85
19	Covid(eo) Killed the Radio Star	S.Fletcher	85
20	Long Live the Klopp	D.Wilby	81
21	Yes Ndidi	B.McCabe	77
22	Robb County	M.Robb	76

1	Pepe Show	J.Warner-Mackintosh	148
2	I’ll Just Be a Menace	E.Macdonald	138
3	Slap My Bilic Up	S.Fletcher	136
4	King of the Klopp	D.Wilby	134
5	Always the bridesmaid	F.Lovell	133
6	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	131
7	Can’t See the Woods for the Trees	J.Macdonald	124
8	GADABOUT XI	G.Asher	123
9	On the head SON!	R.Woodside	119
10	Aubameyang a ding dong	F.Watson	113
11	?	B.Rodger	110
12	RANIMA	Mas.Pasquali Coluzzi	108
13	Brexiteers	I.Reynard	106
14	Dr Whitlton Scafolding	J.Lovell	105
15	Robb County	M.Robb	104
16	Peppa’s Piggies	L.Lee	100
17	Don’t mention the VAR	T.Johnston	97
18	Murum aries attigit	B.McCabe	95
19	Last Minute	N. Pasquali Coluzzi	91
20	Scuba’s Angels	S.Masson	91
21	XXXSAD	Matt.Pasquali Coluzzi	89
22	?	H.Warner-Mackintosh	89
23	?	S.Polwart	83
24	100% Radio Times	C.Warner	76
25	Won for the road	D.Lee	73

1	RANIMA	Mas.Pasquali Coluzzi	167
2	Know what I Mina TB?	F.Lovell	166
3	Good Evening Meyer Dier	J.Warner-Mackintosh	161
4	I SOMMI	N.Pasquali Coluzzi (Jnr)	144
5	Jerball’s Coming Home	T.Johnston	130
6	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	127
7	King of the Klopp	D.Wilby	123
8	Bigman FC	J.Lovell (Jnr)	116
9	Morgan A Feeling	S.Polwart	112
10	The Principal	Mat. Pasquali Coluzzi (Jnr)	112
11	Surely Tim will do better this year!	J.MacDonald	105
12	UK UNITED 0 – INDY REF 2	F.Watson	104
13	The long hot summer	I.Reynard	103
14	2 one 4 one 7	C.Warner	102
15	Chicken Tikka Mo Salah	S.Fletcher	102
16	Schmeichel just call him Michael	R.Woodside/D.Warner	97
17	Gimme the Win	T.Warner-Mackintosh (Jnr)	96
18	Wild Shooting Scorers	E.MacDonald (Jnr)	91
19	Read my team	H.Warner-Mackintosh (Jnr)	91
20	Robb County	M.Robb	90
21	Pueden ser gigantes	K.Whitelaw-Jones	89
22	Pondside United	A.Saunders (Jnr)	80
23	Gadabout XI	G.Asher	79
24	The Nsane Squad	M.McCabe (Jnr)	79
25	Crash Bandicoot Bandits	B.McCabe	78
26	The Jerballist Extremists	D.Lee	78

1	Dunk’s Donuts	J.Warner-Mackintosh	147
2	Let’s hope Jesus doesn’t weep!	R.Woodside/D.Warner	145
3	Tony Harrison’s Numberwang	J.Lovell	144
4	Hans Gillhouse Debut	F.Lovell	137
5	Robb County	M.Robb	135
6	RANIMA	Mass.Pasquali Coluzzi	118
7	Scuba’s Angels	S.Masson	109
8	BIGMACS BOYS	J.Macdonald	109
9	Gadabout XI	G.Asher	107
10	??	S.Polwart	101
11	The Principal	Matt. Pasquali Coluzzi	100
12	Les Bleus	I.Warner-Mackintosh	99
13	Pado’s Eleven	N. Pasquali Coluzzi	92
14	#PulisOut	S.Fletcher	92
15	It’s stronger, better, it’s Hopetown FC	H.Warner-Mackintosh	91
16	King of the Klopp	D.Wilby	88
17	Neymar’s spare change	I.Reynard	83
18	it’z the Z men	I.Cowan	82
19	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	80
20	IT’S LIKE HAVING A NEW TEAM!	R.McGeoch	77
21	A Night in the Sin Bin	D.Lee	76
22	BBF’s	B.McCabe	74
23	Keep it tight for the last 89 minutes	E.Lee	72
24	??	M.Walker	71
25	Paisley Park Rangers	F.Watson	60
26	Hello John Got a New Morata	T.Johnston	56

1	RANIMA	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	146
2	Gli undici	M.Coluzzi/N.Coluzzi	141
3	Never Stop Never Settle	J.Warner-Mackintosh	139
4	Klopp’s Shots	I.Reynard	135
5	All Shook Up	R.McGeoch	129
6	Robust Win	R.Woodside/D.Warner	117
7	Frank McDougal’s Barmy Army	F.Lovell	116
8	No Jo King	F.Watson	116
9	Bigmac’s Boys	J.MacDonald	114
10	Scuba’s Angels	S.Masson	113
11	There or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	112
12	Puncheon above my weight	B.Rodger	109
13	The Camels	C.Subke-Hunter	108
14	Voodoo Masters of Magic	I.Warner-Mackintosh	101
15	King of the Klopp	D.Wilby	101
16	Pokemon in the eye (and he’ll be furious)	E.Lee	99
17	Winning 11	T.Simco	92
18	Zlatan’s Cup	H.Warner-Mackintosh	90
19	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	89
20	Robb County	M.Robb	88
21	Boz’ll Brexit (for you and you…)	D.Lee	86
22	WYSIWYG	B.McCabe	83
23	Stealth Phoenix	S.Polwart	82
24	Beerbellies are GO	J.Subke	79
25	You’ve all lost	R.Subke-Hunter	76
26	Big Mac’s men are sh**e again	T.Johnston	76
27	errr Jambos	B.Lewis	75
28	Alco Rhythm	K.Whitelaw-Jones	73
29	Stay Positive	M.Walker	72
30	Last Minute Wanderers	P.Waite	70

1	Scuba’s Angels	S.Masson	131
2	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	116
3	The Winning 11	T.Simco	109
4	Polish the silva dave, it’s trophy time!	R.Woodside & D.Warner	108
5	Robb County	M.Robb	106
6	Bigmac’s Boys	J.Macdonald	106
7	Ranima’s Gamble	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	103
8	Arsene’s Puffy Coat	P.Collis	103
9	AFC There or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	103
10	On the fish with Jack Grealish	J.Warner-Mackintosh	102
11	???	P.Waite	99
12	Alby Back	S.Polwart	99
13	???	M.Walker	99
14	Eleven Men and Boots	T.Johnston	97
15	The I’s Have It	I.Warner-Mackintosh	96
16	Ibe Keane on Benteke	T.Coffey	95
17	Pimp My Side	E.Williams	93
18	Jackie Mac’s Bargain Packs	R.McGeoch	93
19	Schweini is a beerbelly	J.Subke	90
20	0118 999 881 999 119 725 3	F.Watson	88
21	1-5 never forgotten	B.Lewis	88
22	Win or Klop	D.Wilby	87
23	???	T.Collis Handford	86
24	Kone No Dae That	L.Black	81
25	Damn the Bananas	E.Lee	79
26	BF Whalers	R.Robertson	76
27	Land of the buts	T.Warner-Mackintosh	74
28	Cobbled Together	C.Warner	70
29	Rooney’s Coffee Workers	B.McCabe	65
30	Sunday, Ruddy Sunday	D.Lamb	64
31	R.S. FC	R.Subke-Hunter	63
32	Hot Butter FC	D.Lee	59
33	Will ye bo lassie go	B.Rodger	48
34	Hotzenplotz	C.Subke-Hunter	40
35	Mutch Ado about Nothing	G.Lamb	23

1	Edna’s Murkin	K.Whitelaw-Jones	113
2	Mind‘s a Blanc!	P.Waite	108
3	Costa del Dublin	T.Coffey	103
4	Sea Eagles	M.Walker	98
5	1-5 never forgotten	B.Lewis	95
6	Eleven Men and Boots	T.Johnston	91
7	Do I Wanyama Know?	D.Lamb	88
8	Well Caught, Walcott	T.Collis-Handford	87
9	White Van Man Persie	D.Lee	86
10	DeJong Trousers	J.Warner-Mackintosh	85
11	Arsene’s Puffy Coat	P.Collis	85
12	Bitey Bitey is back	R.Woodside & D.Warner	83
13	FC Scuba	S.Masson	82
14	Robb County	M.Robb	80
15	The A-Team – there is no need for a B Tea	B.Rodger	77
16	Happy Ginkel is a Brown Idea	I.Warner-Mackintosh	74
17	Bigmac	J.Macdonald	74
18	N’Evra Going to Win!	C.Warner	73
19	Golden Eagles	E.Walker	70
20	My Little Bony	E.Williams	67
21	The Drakes of Hazard	J.Maxwell	66
22	On the head	S.Warner-Mackintosh	65
23	Sam’s First Foray	F.Lovell	64
24	Ranima’s Cheap Gamble	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	62
25	Bacuna Matata	L.Black	61
26	Bacon Bashers	J.Lovell	61
27	Run Like A T-Rex	E.Lee	56
28	ALBITRONICOS	S.Polwart	52
29	There or Therabouts!	S.Fletcher	50

1	The Drakes of Hazard	J.Maxwell	167
2	1-5, never forget	B.Lewis	141
3	Ranima’s Gamble	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	132
4	bitey bitey is back	R.Woodside/D.Warner	122
5	There or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	110
6	Fellaniate the Bony Spinecastle	P.Waite	108
7	Von Ryan’s Shawcross	J.Warner-Mackintosh	107
8	Son of a Pizza	E.Lee (8)	98
9	?	T.Coffey	94
10	?	L.Black	93
11	Sea Eagles	M.Walker	91
12	Ring my Bellamy	D.Lamb	86
13	Headless Scotsman	S.Warner-Mackintosh (11)	79
14	The Vorm Turns	B.Rodger	74
15	N’Evra Going to Win!	C.Warner/M.Warner	69
16	You’re up against Victor	D.Lee	66
17	Golden Eagles	E.Walker (7)	59
18	Hungry like the Wolfswinkel	I.Warner-Mackintosh	57
19	How Michu’s That Doggie in the Window	F.Watson	53
20	Team Yayjay	T.Warner-Mackintosh (9)	52
21	Bigmac	J.MacDonald	51
22	(Another) Heroic Failure	A.Johnstone	49
23	The Boys Done Well	S.Polwart	48

1	Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	J.Maxwell	172
2	PSV Nothing Else Mata’s	P.Waite	140
3	Tipping the Welbeck	J.Warner-Mackintosh	134
4	FC Baw Heids	E.Williams	125
5	Agger Doo Doo Doo	S.Catto	124
6	Better Late Than Never	M.Walker	113
7	Can’t Manage Wednesday	F&K.Watson	110
8	Name to follow	D.Lamb	104
9	The Thrills and Spills of Danny Mills	S.Polwart	104
10	RANIMA 10812	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	103
11	The Ducks of Hazard	R.Woodside/D.Warner	102
12	BIGMAC’SÝ	J.MacDonald	102
13	There or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	101
14	Inter Lee-Anne	L.Black	101
15	Va Va Vorm	C.Warner/M.Warner	101
16	Name to follow	T.Coffey	98
17	Team Yobo	T.Collis-Handford	97
18	Newco (1903) Limited	D.Lee	96
19	Whitecaps East	P.Collis	95
20	#gogettemcowboy	I.Warner-Mackintosh	95
21	Eden for Glory	B.Lewis	89
22	Sebco	I.Cowan	70
23	Name to follow	B.Rodger	60
24	Real Machine	K.Whitelaw-Jones	56

1	RANIMA 12811	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	147
2	Cracknell’s Tent	J.Warner-Mackintosh	143
3	There Or Thereabouts	S.Fletcher	134
4	What you talking about Coleman?	B.Lewis	130
5	There Will Be an Answer, Little Pea	J.Maxwell	125
6	Selecao de Beerbellies	J.Subke	124
7	Daniel’s First Foray	F.Lovell	120
8	Hup Hup Oranje	P.Waite	120
9	Smiley Riley Bob	S.Polwart	117
10	Hingin loons	J.Webster	113
11	JTECK	T & J Coffey	112
13	Ross and Debs Team	R.Woodside/D.Warner	110
12	Better Late Than Never	S.Catto	108
14	Hip Hop Rulz	C.Warner/M.Warner	106
15	Ulster Beef	K.Whitelaw-Jones	101
16	The Gangly Teenager	T.Collis-Handford	95
18	Ian and Yvonne’s Team	I.Stuart	91
17	They tried to make me go to Jihad, but I say	D.Lee	90
20	FC Hoilet Tumour	F.Watson	88
19	Wildly Optimistic	A.Johnstone	87
21	Barry’s Boys	B.Rodger	87
22	AC Lee-Anne	L.Black	85
23	Le Bain(es) Quotidien	M.Walker	79
24	Steel Guns	P.Collis	71
25	All is Quiet on Walton Mountain	I.Warner-Mackintosh	70
26	Jinky’s Jinkers	C.MacQueen	51
27	Cody’s Codeballs	K.Polwart	42

1	Four Fox Ache, Albion!	S.Fletcher	138		£100
2	Come on Drogba	J.Maxwell	138		£50
3	Bale out a Bent Drogba? Never.	J.Webster	138		£30
4	Everyone loves a Johnson	B.Lewis	129		£25
5	Stephen Ireland’s Shark Tank	J.Warner-Mackintosh	129		£15
6	Nikimatti Alien Force	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	128		£10
7	Carrigmore Palace	T.Coffey/J.Coffey	116
8	PSV Laurel Bank	P.Waite	111
9	Three – It’s The Magic Number	M.Walker	109
10	???	C.Warner/M.Warner	105
11	???	I.Warner-Mackintosh	104
12	The Wee Chunks	S.Polwart	97
13	???	R.Woodside/D.Warner	87
14	Drum FC	R.Robertson	83
15	Wengers and Mash	P.Collis	80
16	???	S.Catto	74
17	Teapot Lane FC	K.Whitelaw-Jones	74
18	Postbusters	I.Cowan	72
19	Ashcloud Cole and The Mosquitos	D.Lee	71
20	The Van Dammed United	L.Black	62
21	Doughnuts like Fanny’s	F.Watson/K.Watson	58
22	???	B.Rodger	55
23	The Admiral Ackbars	T.Collis Handford	54
24	Team Beaver	T.Luthman	50

1	You can tell it’s fake	M.Walker	149	£110
2	Team Middle Eastlands	S.Fletcher	149	£60
3	Quick Draw McGhee	C.Warner/M.Macdonald	144	£30
4	United Arab Roethlisberger	P.Collis	142	£20
5	NIKIMATTI	M.Pasquale-Coluzzi	142	£15
6	Last Minute Rovers	T.Coffey/J.Coffey	141	£10
7	Bridge of Weir Over Troubled Waters	K.Polwart	140
8	Satsumas	I.Mackintosh	134
9	Gumdrop Guys	T.Handford-Collis	133
10	EH32	S.Polwart	133
11	Samba Soccer	B.Rodger	130
12	Innit for the money	D.Lee	125
13	Arshavin – there must be a gag there?	B.Lewis	124
14	Four Arms	F.Lovell	123
15	Real Palm Cottage United	F.Cooney	115
16	Drum FC	R.Robertson	114
17	All Blacks and Blues	N.Munro	111
18	Hughes’ll Be the first to Go!!	I.Stuart/Y.Weddell	110
19	But Is It Arteta?	I.McGrath	107
20	Given an inch	J.Webster	107
21	The Eagles of Powder-finger Metal	E.Smith	107
22	You only sing when you’re Honduran	J.Warner	101
23	All Our Eggs in Gerrard’s Basket	D.Warner/R.Woodside	99
24	Give Me The Trophy Back	S.Catto	97
25	Big Beerbelly Comeback	J.Subke/S.Hunter	81
26	???	L.Black	79
27	Cache Me If You Can	K.Whitelaw-Jones	61
28	GOOOOOooooooaaaaaal. And Another	F.Watson	61
29	Arctic Junkies	I.Cowan	59

1	Wensleydale Heifer	M.Walker/J.Walker	118		£110
2	Eden Park escape routes	N.Munro	103		£60
3	There was something in the air, Zac Knight	B.Rodger	101		£30
4	Wick warks weil	I.Mackintosh	97		£20
5	Cokercabana 3-4-3	L.Black	92		£15
6	Gone Roaming	S.Fletcher	87		£10
7	Aston Vanilla	S.Polwart	87
8	Arctic Flunkeys	I.Cowan	83
9	Geremi’s rubbish	B.Lewis	83
10	A.U.U.	M.Pasquale-Coluzzi	80
11	The team with no name	F.Lovell	79
12	???	J.Whitelaw-Jones	77
13	Playing with a smell on his face	J.Warner	70
14	jerball immune to credit crunch woesð	C.Warner/M.Macdonald	69
15	Vic Wood would have been proud	I.Stuart/Y.Weddell	68
16	Patersonians	J. Paterson	67
17	The call me Optimus (that’s not my name)	D.Lee	65
18	Stuff the bonus points FC	R.MacPhail	65
19	Shoot Chute	K. Whitelaw-Jones	63
20	The (Sm)Art Decos	R.Woodside/D.Warner	62
21	A big hand for Friedel	J.Webster	61
22	???	E.Smith	55
23	Cooling down a bull with a bucket	R.Robertson	55
24	The Gumdrop Guys	T.Collis-Handford	52
25	Steeler Nation (I will defeat the Gumdropð G	P.Collis	52
26	Oman United	I.McGrath	47
27	The Visual Basic Geeks	F.Watson	37

1 Given a Vidic and He’ll Take a Neill B.Rodger 169 ŹŁ110

2 Warner’s Chocolate Ankle F.Lovell 131 ŹŁ60

3 Gingerly Wheeled Out M.Walker/J.Walker 128 ŹŁ30

4 Where’s our Winnings? I.Stuart/Y.Weddell 126 ŹŁ20

5 Arctic Donkeys I.Cowan 115 ŹŁ15

6 ??? T.Collis-Handford 109 ŹŁ10

7 get a real job R.Robertson 104

8 Braxton Hicks United D.Lee 103

9 Out By the Bins Where I Put You S.Catto 101

10 Boom Shang-a-Lang E.Smith 99

11 No bad hows yerself N.Munro 99

12 Andrew Ure United M.Coluzzi 95

13 Same Jenas S.Coutts 95

14 Sunflowers on Leith R.Woodside/D.Warner 94

15 Fat Sam’s Grand Slam, Speak Easy C.Warner/M.Macdonald 93

16 Little Chancho’s Eagle Powers J.Warner 84

17 Don’t reina on my parade L.Black 82

18 What do you mean he plays in France K.Hardie 81

19 The Dead Pamarot Society I.Mackintosh 78

20 Battlecat Galactico S.Polwart 78

21 Last years blip is this years glory B.Lewis 76

22 Bobby Clark’s Testimonial R.MacPhail 75

23 U Win J.Coffey/T.Coffey 72

24 Agger do do do J.Webster 69

25 Roethlisberger in Paradise P.Collis 52

26 Mr. Pooh P.Warner/C.Fletcher 48

1	Honestly, Officer, it’s just Cow&Gate	D.Lee	122	£120
2	Andrew Ure United 2006	M.Pasquali Coluzzi	120	£60
3	Only 3 Legs to Stand On!	I.Stuart/Y.Weddell	104	£40
4	get a real job	R.Robertson	101	£25
5	Grammatically Disastrous	S.Catto	100	£15
6	Dead Puffins Don’t make Pets	J.Warner	99	£10
7	Keepyourtwopoints	B.Lewis	98
8	Sons of Terrorist Whores	S.Coutts	97
9	Three is the new Two	I.Mackintosh	95
10	Itís a Dunne Deal.	J.Coffey/T.Coffey	94
11	The Baby Bellamies (aka Nice Cheese, Grommit)	D.Warner/R.Woodside	93
12	Bent-ley Continental FC	E.Smith	92
13	Cesc and the city	L.Black	90
14	The Campo Campbell Commandants	I.McGrath	89
15	Roethlisberger in Paradise	P.Collis	88
16	elvis has lost his legs	C.Warner/M.Macdonald	86
17	Jason’s Second Foray	F.Lovell	75
18	Kasja Chiefs	S.Polwart	72
19	A boat called pooh	P.Warner/C.Fletcher	67
20	Travelling Wilburys Vol 1	R.MacPhail	67
21	MJE	M.Walker/J.Walker	66
22	The Greatest Comeback since Lazarus	C.Friend/G.Friend	64
23	Dinnae tickle it	J.Webster	62
24	Brewster’s Minions	R.McGeoch	61
25	Sven Will I See You Again?	S.Henderson	60
26	Eat My Jol, B1tch	A.Hardy	60
27	Dario Speedwagon	F.Watson	58
28	Firrhill for thrills	K.Hardie	55
29	Bubba’s boys	B.Rodger/S.Rodger	54
30	Steeler Fever	T.Collis-Handford	53

1	Donegal Wanderers	J.Kettles/T.Coffey	128	£110
2	Jason’s First Foray	F.Lovell	126	£60
3	Mido’s Touch	A.Hardy	117	£40
4	I Predict a Riggott	S.Coutts	115	£20
5	Telecaster Ya Barstar	S.Polwart	113	£15
6	Jimmy C’s St Tropez	D.Lee	111	£10
7	the Weeping Lurchers	D.Warner/R.Woodside	110
8	The Magnificent Severin	G.Meldrum	104
9	Getting Things A Bit Gory	S.Catto	104
10	Lock up yer granny Ö.	I.Stuart/Y.Weddell	102
11	Fat Frank’s Slimming Club	L-A.Black	101
12	Nike Air United	S.Henderson	100
13	Andrew Ure United	M.Coluzzi	99
14	Douglas Park Diehards	B.Rodger/S.Rodger	98
15	The Money Winners	K.Hardie	98
16	The Turnip’s on the Turn	J.Warner	96
17	Crouching Scouser, Whoring Manc	E.Smith	96
18	Try Eastfootball.Org.UK	R.McGeoch	95
19	La quinta del Buitre	R.MacPhail	95
20	The Duck Pond	P.Warner/C.Fletcher	84
21	The Pennant is mightier than the sword	J.Webster	83
22	Clapham to Angel or somewhere in between	B.Webster	80
23	Burley’s B team	B.Lewis	79
24	Mick McCarthy’s Barmy Army	A.Flynn	77
25	Mistylaw Marauders	C.Muirhead	76
26	Dog Eat Dog. End Of.	I.Mackintosh	76
27	Two Spam’s in a Van.z	C.Warner/M.Macdonald	70
28	Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots	Fr.Watson/K.Watson/Fi	65
29	Beerbelly Sing Along	J.Subke/S.Hunter	58

1	Another girlfriend is invited to take part	B Lewis	133	£120
2	Trim it like Stefan Majewski’s Beard	J Warner	126	£60
3	Bobby Connor’s Tache	F Lovell	125	£30
4	Trevor Francis Tracksuits	A Hardy	117	£20
5	Green Carr Forsell	F&K Watson	114	£15
6	They Could Bang into the Tunnel Wall at Hal	R McGeoch	114	£10
7	The Dog Interferers	S Catto	110
8	Andrew Ure United	M Coluzzi	108
9	The Football Widow’s 11	B Webster	106
10	Carrigmore Celts	J Kettles	106
11	My Father is Joe Wark	S Rodger	100
12	academic, from hamilton	B Rodger	99
13	Mojito Royale	L-A Black	95
14	Flipmode Squad	D Lee	94
15	Balls Up	S Henderson	93
16	The Reindeer Section	R MacPhail	91
17	Dyer green, brown or blue – anything but gin	J Webster	91
18	Fo Shizzle my Nizzle	S Coutts	90
19	Y I man!	I Stuart/Y Weddell	87
20	Monkey Magic	I Mackintosh	85
21	Wrath Rovers	I McGrath	83
22	David James’ Wierd Beard	D Warner/R Woodside	83
23	Balamory Thistle	C McIntosh	81
24	The Graveyard of Ambition	P Warner/C Fletcher	78
25	Todd Ecstasy ends in Tears!	C Warner	77
26	N’Gotty score more goals this season	E Smith	76
27	I’ll be your huckleberryÖ	M&J Walker	74
28	Greece is the Word	M MacDonald	73
29	Up…Over…Bar…Win	C Muirhead	72
30	Hey Jimmy, whereís Schnorbitz?	G Meldrum	72
31	Cabbage and Ribs	E Williams	67
32	A team of power and energeeee	K&J Whitelaw-Jones	62
33	Bairnabeu Boys	S Polwart	62	R
34	BeerbelliesDream Team	J Subke/S Hunter	60	R
35	Dynamo Boo Boo	D McIntosh	52	R

1	J’Amoruso Foosball	D.Warner/R.Woodside	114	£100
2	A Carefully Rehearsed Piece of Tomfoolery	S.Catto	109	£50
3	oh willie, willie..	S.Rodger	104	£25
4	Get Dave Weir, I said!!	S.Coutts	101	£15
5	Dynamo Dubs	J.Kettles	97	£10
6	Una Squadra Di Campioni	J.Walker	97	£5
7	Franco Gemma’s Blindfold	J.Warner	97
8	Tim Tam Glam	K & J Whitelaw-Jones	93
9	Van der Arc’s XI	F.Lovell	92
10	Not my kind of people	B.Rodger	92
11	Kewell’s (not Scholes) out for summer	F & K Watson	91
12	Pickled Onion Monster Munch	I.Mackintosh	88
13	Campo, Izzet me you’re looking for?	A.Hardy	87
14	Andrew Ure United	M.Coluzzi	84
15	Marco Tardelli’s horse’s head	R.MacPhail	82
16	Bling Bling	D.Kirchin	80
17	Hotdiggitydog	D.Lee	80
18	Kamco’s Heroes	S.Polwart	76
19	Fowler? Never Even Met Her	J.Webster	76
20	Be-beerbellies ne-never Lua-Luase	J-Subke/S.Hunter	75
21	Last Minute Panic	L.Black	73
22	Olivier Clothesoff!!	C.Warner	73
23	Operation Shoot the Towelhead	E.Smith	71
24	Tannadice Revival	R.McGeoch	69
25	He’ll get Leeds relegated next	A.Flynn	69
26	Is it a shy or a throw in?	S.Henderson	68
27	Pasta Fazool	M.Walker	67
28	Nicoll Thisol	B.Warner	64
29	Geremi and 10 Other Defenders	B.Lewis	64
30	Pele’s Pre-Match Hangover	G.Meldrum	61
31	Panda Direct Here	P.Warner/C.Fletcher	60
32	Riise Pudding	H.Douglas	58	R
33	Indigo Duck 2003	N.Mackinnon	47	R
34	Blunderball	J.Gordon	45	R

1	euell never walk alone	L-A.Black	130	£100
2	Cruyff Turn	B.Rodger	128	£50
3	All we have to do is beat Brazil and we’ll win it.	J.Webster	124	£25
4	Kloth Monkey	M.Walker	124	£15
5	If you build itä	D.Kirchin	121	£10
6	That’s What They Wanted, That’s What They Got	S.Catto	120	£5
7	FC CityWest	J.Kettles	116
8	Davie Dodds’ Amazing Pinhead Dance Troupe	S.Coutts	116
9	Ouaddou like to be Bassedas seaside	F.& K.Watson	114
10	A Little Less Consternation	R.McGeoch	110
11	Norfolk and Chance	G.Hepburn	110
12	No Duff, just Fudd	E.Smith	109
13	Sub-dom Sub-dof	S.Polwart	108
14	Drew Jarvie’s Comb-Over	G.Meldrum	105
15	Porky’s V8 love machine	A.Priest	101
16	Durrant’s horror tackle rides again	R.MacPhail	96
17	by all means trust allah, but be sure to tie your camels!	C.Warner	93
18	Skye Thistle	B.Warner	92
19	The Sun Also Riises	J.Walker	90
20	Red Hair Spells Danger	J.Warner	87
21	Peter Reid’s got a monkey’s heid	A.Flynn	85
22	go roosters go	D.Warner/R.Woods	84
23	Folley Berserk	I.Nicholl	82
24	D’Jaffo Cakes	D.Lee	79
25	TBC	B.Lewis	78
26	Assorted Crisps	I.Mackintosh	77
27	Can you kick itä	H.Bagnall	68
28	Paddy Last	T.Coffey	63
29	Retired and cheapa	P.Warner/C.Fletche	56
30	Saha you think you’re a beerbelly	J-A.Subke/S.Hunter	43	R
31	The Van with the Golden Bun	J.Gordon	41	R

1		Euell’s Cueball Noggin	S.Catto	127	£100
2		Gouden Ploeg	J.Warner	124	£40
3		Get That Bleedin’ Elvis Gear On, NOW	S.Coutts	121	£20
4		Team Name To Follow	D.Gourlay	117	£15
5		Pelican Lane	M.McLaughlin	110	£10
6		Blimey, Phillips has given it the full gun	J.Webster	110	£5
7		Inter Ma Lamb	F.Lovell	103
8		Something containing Beerbellies	J-A.Subke/S.Hunter	102
9		Go Hawks!	M.Walker	102
10		Clown Football	D.Warner	96
11		Dynamo Dublin	T.Coffey	92
12		Oakley Doakley	F.& K.Watson	91
13		Weegies and England donít go	R.McGeoch	91
14		Hyppia’s Hippy Chicks	J.Kettles	89
15		The second best team in the world	E.Smith	88
16		Those Heskey Kids	L-A.Black	82
17		Homer’s Doh Balls	G.Hepburn	81
18		Pappa Shango’s Giant Mangos	S.Polwart	80
19		Die Campbell Die	P.Kilpatrick	78
20		Boo boo, barley and wheatÖthat’s neat	R.Woodside	77
21		Amoruso is a ********	J.Adam	75
22		The Dandy Lions	J.Sievewright	74
23		Avonside Athletic	B.Warner	73
24		Mine’s a Pig in a Coconut Bra	I.Mackintosh	72
25		Simon Vicker’s Knickers	C.Mackintosh	70
26		Milne’s Toupee the League	D.Lee	70
27		Steady the Buffs	C.Muirhead	68
28		Dynamo Dicksbach	S.Dick	67
29		(Just what we need, another) Damn Pet Rescue	C.Warner	66
30		FTM Again	A.Flynn	66
31		That’s so Kewell, man	S.Henderson	64
32		Golden Boys hate the Luton scum	A.Priest	63
33		Norfolk and Chance	A.Waygood	61
34		AC Adaptor	G.Meldrum	60
35		Surf City FC	P.Warner	60	R
36		Bold finger	J.Gordon	52	R
37		The Future’s Orange	C.Fletcher	46	R

1		The Goals Must Have Went Whoosh			S.Coutts		123	£65
2		Give a Little Bit of Harte and Scholes			S.Catto		116	£40
3		Southwardbound			C.Muirhead		115	£25
4		Show me what you got bee-yatch			J.Webster		111	£15
5		Aberdeen FC Reserves			G.Meldrum		107	£10
6		FTM			A.Flynn		106	£5
7		Poyetry in Motion			L-A.Black		104
8		Are you shearing?			R.McGeoch		99
9		The Norfolk Broads			R.Woodside		95
10		Team Name To Follow			D.Gourlay		93
11		Ozzie Rules			S.Henderson		92
12		Northern Uproar			M.McLaughlin		91
13		70s Plain Pants II			S.Polwart		89
14		Ebbes Toastless Wonders			F.Lovell		89
15		The Dandy Lions			J.Sievewright		87
16		They call it Guppy Love			K.& J.Whitelaw-Jones		85
17		Harold Holt’s Last Swim			M.Walker		84
18		Your havin’ a laugh			P.Warner		84
19		Jer’ll Fix it for Me			C.Warner		83
20		Don’t Go Breakin’ my Harte			I.Mackintosh		81
21		Bob Hopes Hopefuls			M.Kavalleres		80
22		Those chickens ‘r’ up to somat			F.& K.Watson		79
23		Sitting with Marchegiani			J.Warner		76
24		For Sure Buys Only			J.Gordon		75
25		Rebrov’s Rovers			P.Kilpatrick		75
26		Booyakasha			C.Leahy		74
27		Westbromnil			C.Fletcher		72
28		Beerbellies Rollalong			J-A.Subke/S.Hunter		72
29		The Scumpton Run Away			A.Priest		70
30		Play It Again, Bart			D.Warner		68
31		Blacksboat FC			B.Warner		63
32		The Canadian Vision			P.Handford-Collis		59
33		Get ‘Em Out By Saturday			A.Smart		40

1		Bunnets without Trousers			J.Warner		106
2		Beerbellies – und stolz drauf!			J-A.Subke/S.Hunter		101
3		The Back of the Bus Kanu Sing			I.Mackintosh		97
4		Goodbye Jim			D.Warner		90
5		You’re Just Not Funny, Frank			M.Walker		90
6		Take Any Two Luggy			R.McGeoch		89
7		How Am I Supposed To Know			R.Green		86
8		FC Skovdahl			G.Meldrum		85
9		take it to the bridge captain			S.Polwart		79
10		Elton John’s Taylor Made Army			A.Priest		77
11		Bing Bang, Stick It In, Thank You, Goodnight			S.Coutts		76
12		John Adam’s Team			J.Adam		75
13		The Hambos			D.Gourlay		74
14		Northern Uproar			R.Woodside		73
15		Shatner’s Bassoon			S.Catto		72
16		FTM			A.Flynn		68
17		Dublin Fair City			J.Kettles		68
18		Route One			M.McLaughlin		68
19		Stud You Like			S.Henderson		66
20		The Sisters of No Mercy			C.Warner		65
21		Boom-shanka			A.Smart		64
22		Les Muscles De Bruxelles			K.& J.Whitelaw-Jones		63
23		Johnny G Juniors			J.Gordon		60
24		Liquid Football			P.Kilpatrick		59
25		PVC Kick-ass			L-A.Black		57
26		Winners are Grinners			J.Webster		54
27		The Lake Wendouree Sailing Club			E.Smith		53
28		Step out of the car please, sir			C.Muirhead		52
29		The Mini-Me Mojos			F.& K.Watson		49
30		Ballindalloch Boys			B.Warner		45
31		Team of Dreams			D.Kirchin		40
32		Men in Sarongs			K.Lumsdaine		39

1		Frank Leboef’s Dad			J.Warner		122
2		Look At The Wound Kevin			S.Coutts		119
3		Hatrick			S.Dick		117
4		International Clown Posse			E.Smith		108
5		Rudi don’t take your love to town			I.Mackintosh		104
6		Damion’s Devils			B.Warner		99
7		That’s not my bag, baby			F.Watson/K.Robertson		97
8		FC Dynamo Bike Light			J.Adam		92
9		Yes or No, Kevin?			S.Catto		90
10		There Can Be Only One !			A.Priest		89
11		C. P. Barbie			C.Muirhead		87
12		Massive Attack			M.McLaughlin		85
13		70s Plain Pants			S.Polwart		84
14		The Spangles			M.Walker		83
15		Leonardo DiCrappio FC			L.Black		82
16		The Fine Feathered Finks			C.Warner		79
17		Chicken Kiev			S.Henderson		78
18		Athletico Chichis			K.Lumsdaine		71
19		Harald’s Harttbrakk Howlers			R.McGeoch		69
20		Show us your medals, little tart			J.Webster		62
21		The Petulant Flicks			G.Meldrum		62
22		The Bosman Babes			D.Gourlay		59
23		Still Kicking Arse			D.Warner		58
24		Works like an actual laser			K.& J.Whitelaw-Jones		56
25		Beerbellies Anonymous			J-A.Subke/S.Hunter		32

1		Raith Div 1 Champions (S Dick)				88
2		Arse Kickers (D Warner)				86
3		2-5-1 Rovers (S Polwart)				83
4		Hamrun Faster (J Warner)				76
5		Casinos & Birds (J Webster)				73
6		The Funky Junkies (F Watson)				66
7		The Masters of Mayhem (K Whitelaw)				62
8		Borussia Dogturd (G Meldrum)				57
9		Are you watching Andy Priest? (R McGeoch)				55
10		Ruud Gullitt’s Heroes (I Mackintosh)				54
11		Show Me The Money (D Kirchin)				51
12		Leane Cross (L Cross)				51
13		Golden Boys (A Priest)				46
14		Sindy’s Hipsters (C Muirhead)				43
15		Half Of Them’s Busted (S Catto)				41
16		FC Chunky Boobyloos (E Smith)				38
17		The Balloon Army (J Adam)				38
18		Tortolano’s Medals (S Coutts)				37
19		Nice Tackle (S Henderson)				22
20		Oaks Mavericks (M Attock)				17
21		http//www.backofthe.net (A Smart)				10
22		The Beezurs (J Davies-Jones)				6
23		French Huffy Faces (M Siegfried)				2

1		Raith 2000 All-Stars (S Dick)				660
2		Carling Ginger Label (D Kirchin)				659
3		Izzet —- (S Catto)				588
4		The boys done good (J Adam)				587
5		The Left-Footed Cross (L Cross)				552
6		Malcolm MacDonalds Sideburns (J Warner)				527
7		Gardia Bosman (R McGeoch)				526
8		Barclay’s Babes (S Henderson)				489
9		Biscuit-ersed (S Coutts)				448
10		Dynamo Bikelight (G Meldrum)				444
11		Moon Cickster Untied (A Priest)				437
12		Martin Attock (M Attock)				436
13		Casino’s and Birds (J Webster)				400
14		Dynamo Cashcow (E Smith)				370
15		John Boy’s Octogenarians (I Mackintosh)				359